LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD KYA HOTA HAI.?
CHACHI, BETA HONA KYA HAI BAS,
SARA DIN CHULLAI AGGY TAI
SARI RAT LULLY AGGY
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aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......
Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........
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NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.
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yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha ha....
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Bachiya chor ker bacho ko londa bana rakha ha....
.....2014 shoro ho gaya ha.....
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.oye pathano insan ban jana .
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Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi
…FARAZ…
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Farq
Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,
oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.
(“,)
>))>
_/_DEKH yaar.
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hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.
aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :
khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao
pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)
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ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga
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Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH
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Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!
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Wife:main amairca say tmharay liye kiya gift laun
hsbnd:
1 amrican larki
wapce pay wife pas atay howay
hsbnd: maira gft?
Wife:9 mah intzaar karo
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Pyar Kya hai?
P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi
Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension
A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho
R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso
To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)
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