Biwi aur Girlfriend Pregnant Ho

Khushi: Jab biwi pregnant ho

Darr: Jab girlfriend pregnant ho

Khauf: Jab dono pregnant ho

Haadsa: Pata chale ke ap dono ke papa nai ho

Noodles and Women

What do noodles and women have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them

Husband: baby tumhara kabhi dil nai kerta

ke tum mard hote

Wife: Kiyo, Aaj tumhara gaand marwane ka man

kar raha hai kiya

Girl: Tu hasta nai hai kia?

Boy: Kiy?

Girl: tera hasty hue koi photo nai hai

Boy: tu nahati nai hai kia?

Aur larko ke kamzoori ka raaz

Bas zara sa lux

She: Doctor mere lips per Infection ho gaya hai

Doctor: Kiss kitne baar kerte ho?

She: saal mein aik baar

Doctor: Infection nai zang lag gaya hai

Pathan ne paper de raha tha

Larka: Khan saab apki naqal mar lu?

Pathan: Tum hamari naqal maar lo lekin

Baad mein hum tumhari asal maary ga