Biwi aur Girlfriend Pregnant Ho
Khushi: Jab biwi pregnant ho
Darr: Jab girlfriend pregnant ho
Khauf: Jab dono pregnant ho
Haadsa: Pata chale ke ap dono ke papa nai ho
Noodles and Women
What do noodles and women have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them
Baby Tumhara Dil
Husband: baby tumhara kabhi dil nai kerta
ke tum mard hote
Wife: Kiyo, Aaj tumhara gaand marwane ka man
kar raha hai kiya
Nahati Nai Hai Kiya
Girl: Tu hasta nai hai kia?
Boy: Kiy?
Girl: tera hasty hue koi photo nai hai
Boy: tu nahati nai hai kia?
Larkio ke khubsurti
Larkio ke khubsurti
Aur larko ke kamzoori ka raaz
Bas zara sa lux
Lips per Infection
She: Doctor mere lips per Infection ho gaya hai
Doctor: Kiss kitne baar kerte ho?
She: saal mein aik baar
Doctor: Infection nai zang lag gaya hai
Naqal Mar Lo
Pathan ne paper de raha tha
Larka: Khan saab apki naqal mar lu?
Pathan: Tum hamari naqal maar lo lekin
Baad mein hum tumhari asal maary ga
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