Does not Drink
Perfect Boyfriend: Does not drink
Does not smoke,
Does not cheat and also does not exist
Time and Distance
Boy: I love you
Girl: I need some time and distance
Boy: Kiyo velocity nikalni hai?
Co Author of Text
Meeting your friends girlfriend
For the first time is like
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Hello i am the co-author
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Hello i am the co-author
of all the text messages you receive
In Love with Totally
He: i am in love with you totally
She: tu totla tera baap totla tera
pura khandan totla
Propose a Guy
Dear Girls,
You too can propose a guy
It is not an offence
The best part about it is that
you will never get a No in reply
Boy Answered
In the class the teacher said:
The first person to answer my question
will go home early
A boy threw his bad outside
Teacher asked: whose bag is that?
Boy answered: It is mine.. Bye Bye
Makeup ke Zarorat
Girl: Kesi lag rahe hon mein
Boy: Bohat achi tumhe makeup ke zarort ni hai
Girl: To phir kis chez ke zarurat hai?
Boy: Plastic surgery ke
Who Is Idiot
If girl in love her parent ask:
Who is that idiot?
If boy is in love His parent ask:
Idiot, who is that girl?
Moral: No matter who ever is in love
Boys are always idiots
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