BOYS VS GIRLS SMS

Does not Drink

Perfect Boyfriend: Does not drink

Does not smoke,

Does not cheat and also does not exist

Time and Distance

Boy: I love you

Girl: I need some time and distance

Boy: Kiyo velocity nikalni hai?

Co Author of Text

Meeting your friends girlfriend

For the first time is like
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Hello i am the co-author

of all the text messages you receive

In Love with Totally

He: i am in love with you totally

She: tu totla tera baap totla tera

pura khandan totla

Propose a Guy

Dear Girls,

You too can propose a guy

It is not an offence

The best part about it is that

you will never get a No in reply

Boy Answered

In the class the teacher said:

The first person to answer my question

will go home early

A boy threw his bad outside

Teacher asked: whose bag is that?

Boy answered: It is mine.. Bye Bye

Makeup ke Zarorat

Girl: Kesi lag rahe hon mein

Boy: Bohat achi tumhe makeup ke zarort ni hai

Girl: To phir kis chez ke zarurat hai?

Boy: Plastic surgery ke

Who Is Idiot

If girl in love her parent ask:

Who is that idiot?

If boy is in love His parent ask:

Idiot, who is that girl?

Moral: No matter who ever is in love

Boys are always idiots